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Phobia Demotivational Poster


TAGS: ducki watch phobia
Rating: 4.67/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:27 am
Love the Far Side reference.
Sho - May 14, 2012, 6:03 am
I think the only way to get rid of that phobia is to get to know that duck personally lol
dy2012 - May 14, 2012, 5:16 am
they should check out a quack dr if they have duck phobia :)
Sho - May 13, 2012, 11:43 pm
Good. I want everyone to think of my posters even when they are not on Motifake
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:43 pm
That’s 5ucked up, Sho…makin’ my food all scary’n 5hit

OTAKUPHOBIA - An irrational, intense, or persistent fear of anime, manga, and all otaku fandom.

CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it

TAGS: caulrophobia van clowns scary love
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 5:41 pm

d***...i thought maybe we had the same ex-wife...lol.
Chompers - July 30, 2010, 5:20 pm
just me
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 2:54 pm

scarey **** chomps....is that u or wifey?...lol
jackripper - July 30, 2010, 2:50 pm
I sence this Motifake might be aimed at me.

LURKING IN THE SHADOWS - Waiting for the perfect moment to pop out.

TAGS: pop up book phobia
Rating: 4.73/5

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Swampfox - June 18, 2012, 5:13 pm
I checked. There is no term for the fear of pop-up books. Dammit!
katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
Phobophobia? lol
steve1961 - June 5, 2012, 12:39 am
I have an irrational fear of phobias. Does that make me crazy?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:42 am
5piders come to mind, drowning and as of recent – zombies.
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 9:56 am
I can just imagine. Nice composition, fox.

HOMOPHOBIA - Hatred is not a family value ...

TAGS: homophobia hatred not family value
Rating: 3.76/5

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Amren - July 23, 2011, 6:15 am
Leider, nein. Das ist falsch. The First Amendment protects you from the Government. Insult my wife to my face and see if there aren't reprecussions. Can't hide behind the First Amendment.
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:16 am
You're probably both right. Freedom of speech is also a fundamental right in our constitution (Germany). It's protection from Gov but there's a so called "indirect third-party effect" between citizens. Same in the USA I guess...
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:06 am
Verdeckt: 5L...
crankyhead - July 21, 2011, 1:15 pm
Gentlemen, you're both entitled to your opinions. That being said, there's no reason to get snippy with each other over it. If you want to argue constitutional law with each other, do it through the PMs please.
Amren - July 21, 2011, 1:00 pm
No, it doesn't. Don't know why you're having the problem understanding it. Maybe you should attend my Constitution Class before you make another mistake re: the Constitution. Read it. It's in English.
Budog - July 21, 2011, 12:51 pm
No, the 1st Amendment also gives you the freedom to speak freely and to disagree with someone and express that. So the 1st Amendment does protect our personal opinions and speech. It's easy I have no clue why this is confusing to you...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:30 pm
You obviously misunderstand the First Amendment. The First Amendment only protects you from the Government. Not from people that disagree with you. Just ask the Dixie Chicks about their album sales after bashing Bush...
Verdeckt - July 19, 2011, 9:20 am
I have no problem with same *** marriage, why shouldn't they suffer?
Budog - July 18, 2011, 7:12 pm
Well, that is your opinion. Thanks to the 1st Amendment you are free to voice it, but I respectfully disagree.
MPsniper - July 18, 2011, 5:01 am
neither is same *** marriage


TAGS: challenge teutophobia germany fear
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - June 27, 2010, 7:39 pm
We never move on from anything that has a fun side

Hate from Fear -

TAGS: marriage homophobia shakespeare
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - July 20, 2013, 11:37 am

OK, we know your opinion. No need to keep stating it. If you don't like the poster topic, vote however you choose but refrain from making comments that will incite debate & discord. I hope we are really clear on this, as I will not let you ruin this site
BobbEdwards - July 20, 2013, 10:29 am
Try reading the poster. You must be scared s***less by the topic.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 10:17 am
same s e x marriage is disgusting. it is abhorrent. wrong is wrong. no amount of public acceptance will ever make it anything but wrong.

Dont Worry -

TAGS: dogs gymnastics stairwell gravity acrophobia
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - August 5, 2014, 12:54 am
She does...they're in mason jars on her mantle next to her framed autographed ph**o of Martin Milner and Kent McCord...
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 11:05 pm
I so hate being called out like that, dear Missy. There are just no printable replies that readily come to mind. But…..does Vernon count? Pretty sure she has the balls………
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:51 pm
I call bull**** on that...steve didn't have the balls to be your 1st.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:00 pm
Oh. Sorry. Go ahead. Was it so long ago? You were my first.
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 4:26 pm
Gary...stop hitting on the new guy.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 9:03 am
Yer good, Vindy. Now be a good member and pop into the POSTER EVOLUTION thread and let’s see what yer really made of. It’s rather stimulating. You do like to be stimulated, right?

PHOBIAS - I have an irrational fear of them.

TAGS: phobia fear
Rating: 4.21/5

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steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 11:28 am
I'm afraid so.
CloudchaserS - July 20, 2012, 5:32 am
Was afraid of that. You mean your'e not afraid of that anymore? ;-)
steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 1:44 am
Hmm...I was afraid of that.
CloudchaserS - July 20, 2012, 12:49 am
There actually is a name for that. Phobophobia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phobophobia

phobias -

SPIDERS - Screw you, Evolution. Four legs is ENOUGH!!!

TAGS: spiders gross arachniphobia i hate spiders
Rating: 4.73/5

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Derek - November 19, 2010, 3:33 pm
What the... it seem eight legs weren't enough here!
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 8:18 pm
It reads like texans talk... I fail to see any problem. 5 lionses.
flint - September 18, 2010, 5:33 pm
yep! gotta agree with that...
Claire - September 18, 2010, 5:27 pm
****. ARE. Four legs ARE* enough.

Clowns -

TAGS: clowns nightmares phobias
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 11:33 am

and Religifake...
rerun - September 22, 2013, 9:40 am

you should post this to whyifearclowns



TAGS: acrophobia courage fear sky dive
Rating: 4.75/5

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Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 2:01 pm
This would have made a nice Motitwist poster...I 5'd it anyway. Good job steph1


TAGS: ophidiophobia snakes anaconda babies
Rating: 3.23/5

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Sean - March 29, 2009, 1:30 am
Garden snakes killed my father! Oh, wait, no. I blamed it on the garden snakes. Uhmm, nevermind.


TAGS: irrational phobia challenge veggies are scary ice
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 3:17 pm
On motifake you recieve virtual b!tch slap for using the "in soviet russia" ine 5150... SMACK.... now go stand in the corner. Anyways, 5L ice
5150monkeylove - October 14, 2010, 12:28 am
in soviet russia, salad tosses you

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.

TAGS: stupid paris hilton hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Rating: 3.78/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French



AGORAPHOBIA - Because the outside world is a cold scray place.

TAGS: agoraphobia
Rating: 2.14/5

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AXL - May 18, 2009, 10:56 am
And it's visual graphics sucks...
barockeva - December 20, 2008, 10:38 pm
The outside world is evil.

realistic plush toys -

TAGS: arachnophobia plush
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:53 pm
Ha! Nice one, demon.



TAGS: noobs pogonophobia fear beards
Rating: 4.83/5

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spacedog - September 8, 2010, 5:11 pm


TAGS: claustrophobia fear restriction girls anxiety
Rating: 4.46/5

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flint - September 8, 2010, 4:18 pm
clever & funny.. 5L
forseti - September 8, 2010, 2:36 pm
thx face! and special thx to rerun for this motifake calendar!
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 1:22 pm
AMSOME! 5L foreskini

Phobia -



TAGS: coulrophobia fear of clowns silverheart
Rating: 4.14/5

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steve1961 - March 13, 2013, 3:51 pm
If you skin 'em, clean 'em and cook 'em properly, they're delicious...
Silverheart - March 13, 2013, 3:34 pm

But you like the spy pengens better, huh Steve?
steve1961 - March 13, 2013, 3:30 pm
I guess you're kinda screwed if you come across 13 clowns with their spy ducks...
TrueGrave - March 13, 2013, 9:35 am
Phobias ARE irrational fears? There's one for ducks watching you and the number 13.
CloudchaserS - March 13, 2013, 1:44 am
Says anyone who's never seen It or Killer Klowns


Phobia Toads -

TAGS: frog animals phobia
Rating: 2.16/5

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LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 2:45 pm
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! Wait a minute! False Messiah!!!

Overpopulated -

TAGS: overpopulated hell church sign homophobia
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 26, 2015, 2:34 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 26, 2015, 2:32 pm
Dammit...I thought I had a 5L spot reserved!

Arachnophobia -

TAGS: arachnophobia splider skull animal
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 9, 2017, 6:03 pm
YEEEEE-HA! Complete with a limited gene pool....chuckle,chuckle
JesusWept - April 9, 2017, 12:21 pm
Oh are there many rednecks where you live? LOL
mizzdizz - April 9, 2017, 7:45 am
JW, you say that like it would be a bad thing.....(evil laugh)
JesusWept - April 8, 2017, 10:12 am
Yes. I heard its poison causes a 4 hour erection followed by death. So you have 4 hours to live like a male wh*** LOL
Cannabal - April 8, 2017, 10:05 am
You don't know fear until you meet the Banana Spider.
JesusWept - April 8, 2017, 5:00 am
That might decrease the population in your area lolol
mizzdizz - April 8, 2017, 3:47 am
If I found a spider that looked like that in my house? That would be soooooo COOL! I'd make sure it had plenty to eat!

spider!!!!!! -

TAGS: lion arachniphobia spiders
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 10:53 pm
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!! I think we all have someone in our lives like this. One of my neighbors comes running out of the house and into the street. The whole neighborhood knows when there's a spider in her house!!! ROTFL!!!! Thanks, RL!
Reality Lord - May 8, 2015, 4:47 pm